Alfie

1. Someone who is invincible in a very cool way, and is also quite sexy, has a supernatural air about him.

Person 1: You hear he got run over by a train today?
Person 2: Yea bro i saw it, the train was mash up.
Person 1: I heard he don't even have a bruise.
Person 2: He must be an Alfie or some shit.

Eddie: Why did you ride your bicycle into a parked car?
Alfie: Its raining so I had my eyes closed...
Eddie: You're bike is screwed, how are you not dead?!
Alfie: ..I must be invincible or something.
Eddie: Oh Alfie

'No Alfie, no! You won't make it, nobody can! Its impossible!'
He looks back and smiles, 'You forget darling, Im invincible'

by thee dude May 01, 2009

Alfie

Alfie is a mega sexy man, he can beat the shit out of you if he wanted, but thats pretty hot, because alfie is a sexy fucker.
he's a fucking video game addict and will fucking 100% any game he wants. Man gets all the pussy and doesnt take shit from anyone. he has a massive 12 inch horse cock and will use it to destroy everyone in the universe.

Person A: Hey did you hear that John got beaten up?
Person B: Yeah musta been Alfie, he takes shit from noody
Person C: I'd let Alfie beat me up 😳

by AKI_111 September 30, 2021

Alfie

That one autistic kid whos hand writing looks like something from ancient fucking china

Joe: what the fuck dose that say in your book
Alfie:I can't read it sorry

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Alfie

A man that pisses you off constantly but has a big dick so worth it

“Why do you put up with that”
“He’s an Alfie”

Hahahahahah

by Slc198 December 31, 2019

alfie

a man who has a very large sexual agenda. somewhat of a manwhore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.

ugh, he's going home with her now? that's the second girl tonight. what an alfie.

by yoyojo October 07, 2006

Alfie

A mega simp for pillow and warden

Bro hes a alfie like ummmmm what are you doing step alfie

by Ungodlytrapper October 21, 2020

Alfie

If used in a 'girl' way then this means the person is Amazing, Beautiful, Pretty, Gorgeous and Her eyes are so deep, her hug makes you so warm and loved and her smile makes you so happy, no matter what has happened.
'The One you would wait all your life for'

"I waited all my life for my Alfie"
"I wish i had an Alfie"

by Brenzo November 07, 2011