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als by EuronymousMayhem June 13, 2020
ALS
ALS: Ass Licking Slave
While engaged in conversation the other party indicated that they were ALS. By their definition, they enjoyed analilingus without performing any other sexual acts. This can be offered to individuals or groups.
While engaged in conversation the other party indicated that they were ALS. By their definition, they enjoyed analilingus without performing any other sexual acts. This can be offered to individuals or groups.
I love the shape of your wife's ass and would love to be her ALS and serve her very well, if you are ok with that.
ALS by KWsurprised December 13, 2016
Als
Als is a name refered to a beautiful girl, who is badass but very sweet and caring at the same time. She is so smart but not confident in herself :(
She loves her bestfriends, Neko and Fangirl.
Also, she loves the “Spotify trio” which is a squad by two girls and a boy who like talking about music.
Music, Eren, Yaoi and Whatsapp are basically her life.
Also shes secretly gay.
She’s perfect.
She loves her bestfriends, Neko and Fangirl.
Also, she loves the “Spotify trio” which is a squad by two girls and a boy who like talking about music.
Music, Eren, Yaoi and Whatsapp are basically her life.
Also shes secretly gay.
She’s perfect.
Als by heart2ache August 29, 2018
ALS
"Ain't Lifting Shit." A derogatory (and usually self-referential) term used to describe advanced Paramedics, who perform mostly Advanced Life Support (A.L.S) duties, as opposed to the dreaded and unfortunately ubiquitous lift-assists that EMT basics find themselves inundated with.
"Hey, Medic 71, can we get you for a lift assist at this Nursing Home in South Bumblefuck?"
"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."
"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."
"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."
"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."
ALS by CaptainQuadmay March 4, 2019
ALS
Ambient light sensor, if your ALS is fucked in your iPhone good luck getting it(truetone) back.
Doesnt appear to be paired on iPads, I wouldnt bet on it.
Doesnt appear to be paired on iPads, I wouldnt bet on it.
Jay: I cracked my ALS
Microsolderer: Say goodbye to truetone forever now or leave the Apple ecosystem to get open sourced.
Jay: Tf u talking about
Microsolderer: Apple aint right to repair buddy, go the other way, there is nothing we can do about it and Apple would just replace your phone or tell you to buy a new one instead of fixing.
(Typical conversation between the Apple user and the repair guy)
Microsolderer: Say goodbye to truetone forever now or leave the Apple ecosystem to get open sourced.
Jay: Tf u talking about
Microsolderer: Apple aint right to repair buddy, go the other way, there is nothing we can do about it and Apple would just replace your phone or tell you to buy a new one instead of fixing.
(Typical conversation between the Apple user and the repair guy)
ALS by RTX superior to Apple M chips. July 30, 2022
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When you know more information about a certain musician, then someone who loves said musician
Josh: I love Kurt Cobain so much!
Me: You know he shot himself in the head, right?
Josh: What?? No way, I wasn't prepared for this information...
Me: Yeah, i kinda knew him like a brother. I have ALS, so you know how it goes.
Josh: Damn, I understand now.
Josh: I love Kurt Cobain so much!
Me: You know he shot himself in the head, right?
Josh: What?? No way, I wasn't prepared for this information...
Me: Yeah, i kinda knew him like a brother. I have ALS, so you know how it goes.
Josh: Damn, I understand now.