Alfie 

A man that pisses you off constantly but has a big dick so worth it

“Why do you put up with that”
“He’s an Alfie”

Hahahahahah

Alfie by Slc198 December 31, 2019

alfie 

a man who has a very large sexual agenda. somewhat of a manwhore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.

ugh, he's going home with her now? that's the second girl tonight. what an alfie.

alfie by yoyojo October 7, 2006

Alfie 

A mega simp for pillow and warden

Bro hes a alfie like ummmmm what are you doing step alfie

Alfie by Ungodlytrapper October 21, 2020

Alfie 

If used in a 'girl' way then this means the person is Amazing, Beautiful, Pretty, Gorgeous and Her eyes are so deep, her hug makes you so warm and loved and her smile makes you so happy, no matter what has happened.
'The One you would wait all your life for'

"I waited all my life for my Alfie"
"I wish i had an Alfie"

Alfie by Brenzo November 7, 2011

Alfie 

This man is like so good at like fortnite and is like better dan u and like gets that pussy innit and is so good at everything and has sucked everyones mums except from people who start with the letter t (I got u g innit fam) sorry ppl had to save my boy the Alfie I know is
So cool like shut up blud
Sucks ur mum innit
Gets alotta pussy
Slides into yo girls dm's and then fucked her
and he is like yeah
also the best gamer to live
cool innit
aint no fucking wasteman innit

Oi Alfie is a fucking Mad Lad innit fam

Alfie by ur mums pussyo February 19, 2019

Alfie 

Alfie can be substituted for any guy that is a player thats decent enough to try to push you away. One who tells you, " I'm not good for you", "you should date other guys", "I can only give you short-term happiness", "I can give you what I can, but I can't give you everything".

Based on the character Alfie, in the movie "Alfie". (2004)

Although Steven told me he was an Alfie and wasn't good for me, I still couldn't help falling in love with him.

Alfie by Alfiedoesvegas August 31, 2013

Alfie 

Normally a nice, kind person with a gigantic penis

Wow... i bet he is called Alfie!

Alfie by DefNotAlfie November 27, 2018