Alexey

Sexiest Russian name ever, guy who has this has at least an 8 inch dick, lives in a small wooden cottage in the forest of snowy Russia and only comes out at night to lure people into his cottage and give them tomato soup.

Omg that guy is so hot! He's got a girlfriend Sophie but I'd still do him! He must be called Alexey.

by SonyaSponge January 7, 2017

Alexey

By far the most sexiest Russian name for a guy ever. Whoever has this name must be truly super fine.

Pronounced: ah-lyek-SYAY or ah-leek-SYAY

That guy met is so hot, he must be named Alexey.

by Redsilk20 June 6, 2011

Alexei

A Russian boy name that is not very common in the US but is said to be a beautiful name!

I heard the name Alexei in a movie!

by Yovannas October 16, 2008

Alexei

A hot big dicked guy that's got collar bones you could only dream of

"Ugh Alexei I never realized how big you were"

by Unknown cardiopathy November 9, 2020

Alexei

One of the best Russian spies ever. He loves to drink cherry slurpees and hates strawberry slurpees. He’s also murdered many children. (Not really)

Alexei is one of the sweetest angels ever.

by fwenxhie June 8, 2020

Alexey

Man who fixes printers faster than bugs

That guy alexey. He fixed the printer in 10 minutes, but broke prod for 2 hours.

by anoninin November 15, 2017

Alexei

All guys with this name are either insanely smart or insanely retarded, but still have a big dick and good/exotic looks nevertheless. The name Alexei is most commonly found in Russia and means "defender of men". Alexei usually has many obstacles in his life and will never think that he's good enough, even if repeatedly told so by others. He offers great advice for others going through his situation but can't seem to follow it himself.

"Wow, Alexei is so cute!"

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard about that kid Alexei? He's 13 and a junior!

Guy 2: I thought all guys named Alexei had to repeat 5th grade 2 times. Huh.

by aeck November 29, 2018