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dank game alert

the time when a ballgame that you are watching becomes really exciting, usually in football or basketball as the clock begins to tick down during the fourth quarter; the climax of a sporting event.
Marv Albert on your tv- "lebron james with a fade-away three, and the crowd erupts! lakers and cavs now tied in the fourth!"

stoned/drunk guy on couch- "yeah man, looks like a DANK GAME ALERT!"
by angus burlgar September 29, 2009
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Alerium

(noun, pronounced 'a-li(ə)rēəm')

This is the state reached when the most possible fun is being had ever.

The kind of people who reach this state would never actually use this word in a sentence. They are too busy having a good time to consider objectively what state they are in.

Alerium can only be achieved in a group who, through the power of connection and wit, have broken the boundaries of normal conversation and have ascended to a higher level of mutual understanding and humour.

It is accompanied with uncontrollable laughter, massive delight and an overwhelming pride in brain and human capacity.

It is the very highest form of achievable non-sexual human fun. Only ever seen at parties which are so good that vibesy has been put in the naughty corner. (See vibesy).

Most people will never achieve alerium, or even see people reaching it. It is very rare and the steps to reaching it cannot be taught or fully explained.

It will most likely be used in a sentence as such:
'I've never experienced alerium, I'm not convinced it actually exists.'

(It does. Good luck.)
by SZR May 19, 2013
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Aleri

aleri is a loyal person that always makes their bestfriends smile and never lets anyone down, aleri also fakes being happy
oh look it's aleri a loyal friend
by HYayayeyheh June 2, 2020
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College Alert

When one comes across people acting in a manner that is the epitome of the college lifestyle, one may alert others of the occurance.
Walking through the Quad and witnessing people playing frisbee and tanning, George screams "College Alert!".

When a drunk freshman girl stumbles out of a bar and a friendly senior male helps to find her way back home, Bobby high fives Charlie as they both state "College Alert" while nodding their heads in approval.
by Activties August 24, 2009
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French Toast Alert

When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.
Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.

Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.

Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.
by Nardog February 5, 2010
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presidential alert

An alert given by our hot president to alert us about stuff like when he takes a shit!
by Vormix October 3, 2018
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haram alert

by anti-haram guy January 26, 2021
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