Alcatraz Pizza

Waterboarding someone with pizza grease

Guard 1: I heard Trump gave that terrorist an Alcatraz Pizza last night
Guard 2: God help him

by 89023 July 22, 2017

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Alcatraz Attack

An Alcatraz Attack is when you get fucked by a wolf with rabies the recently fucked a squirrel with chocolate on its dick.

Mark got rolled up on and they did an Alcatraz Attack.

by SugmaBalls69420 March 15, 2021

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Alcatraz sized ass hole

A very wide ass hole, possibly shaped like the Alcatraz island, and very hard to get out of.

Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'

Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."

by She-male women hater July 30, 2012

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Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.

“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”

by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 7, 2018

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Alcatraz Island

Some weird ass island where some criminals lived, other people lived their too.

Al Capone: Yeah, I been to Alcatraz Island before, why?
Town: Wait.. aren't you dead?

by Town#0001 on Discord March 26, 2019

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A frightening ghost usually associated with the prison of Alcatraz. He wears chains and drives the Rapemobile. He is known for his raping skills and the 30 minute or less delivery time of Big Buckets O' Rape. He is featured on a made-up episode of Survivng Disaster in a parodic manor.
He also has a MySpace account so add him.

Small Child: look at that van up ahead
Ghost Victim: NOOOO! KID RUN...IT'S THE RAPING GHOST OF ALCATRAZ!

by ALKALINEOVERDOSE August 4, 2010

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