kc akward

A super akward crush situation between two akward and shy peeople. Theres no age gap but just a horribly awful akward experience. Prayers go to the unfortunate ones who have a crush like this

I hve a kc akward problem T.T

by Poor shy soul April 3, 2017

Akward Tent

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"

Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent

by notamorningperson June 25, 2009

Akward Turtle

A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs

Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man

by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009

Akward Cthulu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulu). akward turtle

"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu.

by Chase Bond April 3, 2009

akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016

Akward Dumpster

A known mood killer, unless you're into this sort of thing. A sexual act that consists of a female performing a blow job on a male, the female swallowing the cum, and throwing it back up on the male's penis. This can be on purpose, or if really drunk, or sick, by accident.

Bro, Donna was so wasted last night, when she was blowing me i got an Akward Dumpster!

by FR3SH 2 D3FF December 15, 2008

Akward Cthulhu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulhu).

"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulhu."

by Chaz Mickaels April 3, 2009