Ahmed

A man with a handsome face and pure white Arabian skin, legends say that at the 15th of October 2020 he will become a vampire and rule the Galaxy by summoning demonic unicorns and ruining the human race, and most importantly he'll kill Donald trump

Person 1: did you hear about the legend of Ahmed?
Person 2: yeah, he might be our savior, except for the fact he'll kill us all x(

by Fntmred1742 December 2, 2016

Ahmed

A peng beast with a penis the size of jupiter

I wish my penis is as big as ahmeds

by JEBAAX February 5, 2019

ahmed

Common Muslim name for males. Comes from a nickname for the Prophet Muhammad and means "praised one" in Arabic.

Also spelled Ahmad.

Starkecia: Yo dawg u hear about that fine boy Ahmed? He just owned us on that last bio test.

Charles Everton III: Fo shizzity?

by john_d May 10, 2005

Ahmed

Punctuation king

Ahmed is the punctuation king

by The punctuation king November 13, 2021

Ahmed

Ahmed is the best boyfriend/person in this world.. You’re so lucky if you have an ahmed in your life because he goes milesss for the people he loves . He’s smart, funny and hotttt!!

1: wow you have an ahmed in your life! you’re so lucky
2: yea i know

by Best woman alive (R) March 22, 2021

Ahmed

Literally so handsome and perfect :)

Ahmed, the most handsomest boy in in world. He’s very funny, very sweet, and very cute. He’s super easy to fall in love with. His laugh is the most cutest thing ever and he sure dose make a amazing boyfriend<3

by urshawtybaeee May 25, 2021

Ahmed

a unstoppable wrestler and really awsome. More awsome than Nishat

Nerd:"Oh man i'm fighting a bully because i was trying to stand up for myself. I wish i could be a Ahmed so i can be a wrestler and never get wedgies and be awesome"
Nerds best friend:" Why dont you become a Ahmed.

by ksiolajidebt November 17, 2012