Adults Only Magic Show

An incredible array of hilariously raucous comedy, mind-bending illusions and stunningly dangerous stunts.

Yes, I have booked my tickets for Adults Only Magic Show!

by stewface November 24, 2021

Adults-in-pajama-bottoms

An adult who likes comic book movies and thinks they're a respectable form of art. Abbreviated to APBs.

(A conversation overheard between two Adults-in-pajama-bottoms)
Jeremy: Hey, Sam! Did you see the new Batman?! Watching the same story told in 1,000 slightly different ways is so deep.

Sam: I couldn't agree more! Stan Lee was the modern day William Shakespeare!

by technowatermelon July 2, 2023

lesser degree mentally stunted adults

what people who write the disgusting definitions are

that was unholy lesser degree mentally stunted adults

by someone else thats not u April 7, 2021

The Adults are Back in Charge

1. What a progressive communist says when they are trying to establish any form of credibility.
2. What a person says when they think they are smarter then their predecessor when in reality they are not, and in fact, the real child.
3. Any person with TDS states this over and over again in their head to confirm the validity of their actions.

China joe said "the adults are back in charge", does this mean we are going to have nuclear war with President Putin because joey-boy is a complete fuckin idgit!

Kamala, legs wide open, stated again 'the adults are back in charge'.... She is one to talk she literally 'blew' her way into the white house, just ask ol' willie brown!

by Wise White Man May 18, 2023

Theater adults

Theater kids but with more drugs. They’re easily spotted using the following criteria:
- they often suffer from main character syndrome

- they are well over the age of 18
- They’re that one group of loud white people at every bar
- They’re very passionate about issues

Person: “thank you for picking me up very quickly, I just needed to get outta that situation.”

Uber: “you’re welcome. Was it a dangerous situation? Do I need to report anything?”

Person: “no, there was just a lot of theater adults there and they sucked the energy outta my mind and body.”

Uber: “oh no I’m so sorry.”

by Sacredfart February 19, 2023

lunch like adults

Downing three Venti at Starbucks during your lunch break, in lieu of eating actual food.

It's the middle of the week, but we still have time to have "lunch like adults."

by Spencer's Humor June 30, 2016

Legos for Adults

a term used by the firearms community for building out your own AR-15. Typically it means assembling the pieces of a stripped lower receiver and/or upper receiver. The components are all mil-spec are seamlessly connect with one another for a multitude of various companies and options.

"man, building your own AR really is like legos for adults, it's so fun"

by Anon930 December 7, 2020