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acai

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To have the sudden urge to urinate when required to sexually perform.
She was giving him head until he fuckin' acaid.
by Solusalt May 26, 2006
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acai

'young chinese dude '
normally its a general name to call these group since u dont know their name and all , its a very comman practice , it origins from teaching material , whr example are normally using this name ; same as joe , jane , marry , u know those example names !
eh acai , are you done fixxing my car ?
by warna_2003 February 6, 2005
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ACAI

Acai s a pouty name because they always cry and the are all petty !!
ME: Are you acai ???
Acai: YEss i amm !!
ME : stay away from me !!
by JHHGGHDGRFY December 20, 2022
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Acai

Pronounced "Ah-Sa-Eee"

A delicious deep purple berry that grows on shrubs in Brazil.

However, in the competitive Martial Arts and Bodybuilding scene and in the Brazilian sports scene in general "Acai" has come to be a slang word for Performance Enhancing Drugs -- Especially anabolic steroids.
"Damn bro I can't be training around women right now I'm on that acai."

"Look at those veins pop, that guy is on that acai for sure."
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açaí

(noun)
UK /ˌæs.aɪˈi / US /ˌæs.aɪˈi /

A small, round, dark purple fruit from Brazil that people believe is good for their health.
'Some açaí?' asked Ben. 'Just two, please.'
by Mini Jam January 10, 2021
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acai berry cleanse

Yet another diet craze in the never ending quest to avoid simply eating healthy and exercising, it combines the all natural and recently discovered health benefits of juice from the acai berry (unsold prune juice left over from the 80's) with the effects of receiving no less than 50 spam emails a day on the topic (vomiting from shear disgust) to rid the body of unhealthy toxins (any recently eaten food) and unnecessary weight (water)
Dana: I need to lose that last 5 pounds.

Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.
by calihog August 3, 2009
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acai berry

Acai is a berry native to South America that is pretty healthy, but hasn't been scientifically proven to be any healthier than many other types of berries, such as blueberries, raspberries, or blackberries. However, since many gullible people have never heard of acai berries, they jump at ridiculous advertisements which claim their acai berry extracts will help them lose weight. Incidentally, many of the companies selling these extracts are pyramid schemes.
Fat woman: I can't lose this excess belly fat! I've tried everything except for a sensible diet and exercise plan. What ever should I do?
Snake oil salesman: Have no fear! For only $299.99/month plus shipping and handling, you can order some acai berry extract!
FW: Does it work?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Can you prove it?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Sounds good to me! How do I sign up?
by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011
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