"there's a bat in da cave"

It is what you tell someone near a group of people that a booger in their nose is visible without letting anyone else know.

When we were talking in line, I noticed that Louis had a big ass booger in his nose, so I said to him as I slightly pointed at my nose, "There's a bat in da cave". Then he secretly picked his nose with a napkin.

by Tugboats June 11, 2006

Abating

(Uh-bate-ihyng): Word randomly yelled in the middle of a conversation that is steeping towards boring, or in moments of awkard silence just to confuse non-abatingers and start a whole better conversation, usually involving reminiscing.

Anna: Yes I've had many periods... You know they say that period pains hurt more than getting kicked in the nuts.
Jim:...
Anna:...
Jim:......ABATING!!!!!
Anna:...What?

by Josh Turnbull July 10, 2005

Abature

(noun) - Grass and sprigs beaten or trampled down by a stag passing through them.

I just matched Abature in Team Doubles and he got shit on.

by Rofl Gun June 24, 2013

abatuto

A joke.

Abatuto is such a good joke.

by Jokes Master November 20, 2017

noise abatement

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.

1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."

2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"

by Fly_Guy April 10, 2015

ur cat a bat

Probably the worst insult anyone has ever used, it was found in the depths of earth and used only when someone uses bad insults

Person 1: ur sister a mister
Person 2: ur cat a bat
World: *explodes*

by godispasegottgott May 19, 2018

go eat a bat

it means go take a hike or screw you bc you are a bad person bc a bat is the source of coronavirus

After Rachel cheated on me I told her to go eat a bat

by herkaj April 1, 2020