by Sabadabas December 8, 2010
by ndptwdfnt September 13, 2017
An acronym for African American Retirement Planning. Sometimes used as a verb.
The practice of filing a (possibly specious but nonetheless prosecutable) discrimination suit against one's employer in order to pocket a hefty settlement.
The practice of filing a (possibly specious but nonetheless prosecutable) discrimination suit against one's employer in order to pocket a hefty settlement.
Did you hear about Tennie Pierce? Dude got awarded $1.6 million dollars for some firehouse prank. LAFD just got AARPed.
by gentrifier January 7, 2014
AARP is for the American Association of Revolution Pilots, and to recognize all of those aviators who risked their lives flying during the Revolutionary War. It's an organization that came out of hiding on July 4, 2019 when our sitting President flubbed yet another speech, in which he referred to the Revolutionary War, in June of 1775, "Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant."
Now that the secret is out that we had airports in 1775, all the history books have to be re-written to include AARP. I bet he thinks Jimmy Hoffa was abducted during the Revolutionary War too.
by BLT85022 July 6, 2019
The process of a group of inbred niggers going around and having forced intercourse (rape) with preferably unnaturally obese white bitches, who they murder later.
by Batman6969696969 December 16, 2013
by l33t N00Br March 17, 2005
Armpits, Asshole, Crotch, and Teeth. These are the only four body parts that need to be washed when camping in the wilderness. All the rest are trivial.
Yeah the stream is freezing, but I'm dirty and I only have to hit the AARP. Gimme the soap...
*splash*
*splash*
by Crew Middle Fork September 11, 2005