Ass Bleed Syndrome. It results from one of two conditions. One result is from defecating too big a turd. The other results when politicians and crooked salespeople try to ream you a new one.
"I'm really concerned that after the election, the banking system will be bailed out, and the taxpayers will end up with A.B.S."
by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008
Ass, Boobs, and Skin. The three most important physical features of a female's body.
Ass=The joining of the legs at ones mid section creating a wide double cheeked rump for dudes to hover over.
Boobs=The female organs used to feed nursing infants and get a guy's atention.
Skin=The protective outer layer of the human body.
Ass=The joining of the legs at ones mid section creating a wide double cheeked rump for dudes to hover over.
Boobs=The female organs used to feed nursing infants and get a guy's atention.
Skin=The protective outer layer of the human body.
by Justin Niles May 24, 2005
After Beer Shit. The mighty beast that is produced the morning after a heavy night drinking. Usually offensive to all within a 5 mile radius.
by slaveboy August 21, 2006
Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving
'Dude Dan watch out for Anna, I hear she's a real a.b.s, don't let her near the brew and if she gets her hands on some run for cover.'
by Jared June 19, 2006
A.B.E. stands for "All but engaged" and refers to a couple who have been together seriously for a long time, and are expected to marry but have not officially announced engagement.
Similar to the A.B.D., "All but dissertation."
May be loosely substituted with the acronym, A.B.M., all but married.
Similar to the A.B.D., "All but dissertation."
May be loosely substituted with the acronym, A.B.M., all but married.
Eunice and Thad are A.B.E.; they've been dating for over a year now and have talked about marriage. She's just waiting for him to pop the question.
by Gypsyseoul January 20, 2010
An acronym meaning the Anti Bail Squad.
An association of friends determined to stop other friends they are with bailing and going to sleep. Often formed at festivals. The original ABS consisted of Jenny, Sarah, Doug and Kelly. Drugs are often involved.
An association of friends determined to stop other friends they are with bailing and going to sleep. Often formed at festivals. The original ABS consisted of Jenny, Sarah, Doug and Kelly. Drugs are often involved.
by Jenny 32 August 14, 2007
Mid-to-late 90s' spelling and pronunciation of Notorious Abe's name. This particular spelling and pronounciation went out of style when the real biggie was shot and died.
by Marcus Intalex May 17, 2003