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Fired Up A Sock

When a male is in the act of masturbation under the sheets. A sock is used to catch all the semen. Often times left on the floor when finished.
Greg: What is this sock doing on the floor?
Tony: Oh, I fired up a sock last night.
Greg: Ah dude.......
by a drew March 3, 2010
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Lock in a sock

Also known as a "Slock". A lethal and very crude weapon of true desperation, often times used by convicts in prison. The lock in a sock is a blunt trauma weapon that inflicts bruises and broken bones to its victims. It's known for its ability to kill or severely injure in a single blow.

Lock in a sock is a generalized term, as in reality convicts load socks not only with combination padlocks, but also other heavy items such as large batteries, bars of soap, fruit, rocks, or even toilet paper mache balls. Basically if it is blunt, heavy, or dense, it can be dropped inside of a sock and used as a weapon. While large batteries, large rocks, and locks loaded into a sock can be lethal; often times prisoners use soap or fruit not to kill, but to send a message as they are less than lethal.

Slocks are known for their stopping power and in the hands of a skilled combatant, a very deadly weapon. On the street slocks are often used in conjunction with bandanas and common among biker gangs.

They are also used in the ghetto by poor people or carried as a defense weapon. Locks and bandanas can be taken apart immediately before frisked by police allowing the weapon to remain undetected and then reassembled afterward.
In some states in America, possession of a Slock is classified as a deadly weapon. They fall under the classification of "Slungshot".
Yo he just got knocked tf out by a Lock in a sock!

Sh*ts about to go down bruh, grab You a lock in a sock!
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
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Drop a sock

When somebody is in such a hurry that they might literally "drop a sock".
I'm only here for a minute, I'm about to drop a sock.
by "Drop a sock" March 21, 2017
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Kiss a soccer girl day

On December 16,fins a soccer girl and give her a kiss
Hey cute soccer girl can I kiss you, since it’s kiss a soccer girl day.
by aneresssss October 26, 2019
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I’M A SOCK

What one says when they bundle up in a hoodie as if in transformation, and flee from all social activity and emotion.
Tammy: “ Let’s all play truth or dare!”

Cristine really doesn’t want to so, she bundles up in her sweater

Cristine: “I’M A SOCK”
by Bannath May 12, 2018
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put a sock in it

to shut up. usually expressed in the form of a request.
by themarcuscreature February 10, 2005
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