Pull a daddy

When you don’t come to work and pretend you are working from home due to some fictitious illness. But you feel better at the end of the day and rock out with your cock out in the evening.

Person 1: Are you coming to the meeting this morning?
Person 2: Man I may have to pull a daddy.

by Captain tickler April 19, 2018

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Stop being a dad and start being a daddy

Most commonly used by girls with overprotective boyfriends, this is an argumentative term to use when a girl finds herself being lectured (like a father would) by her boyfriend instead of being loved (like a boyfriend should.)

Boyfriend : I will not allow you to go out tonight and party, period, do you understand?

Girlfriend: Stop being a dad and start being a daddy!

by LoganHarlock January 21, 2018

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slap a daddy

slap a daddy (v.) a girl so ugly you feel the only recourse is to slap the one responsible for her genetic makeup.

That's an ugly bitch, i need to slap a daddy
That girl is so ugly i need to slap a daddy

by Scite Ipsos June 5, 2007

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A daddy

When you and a girl have anal sex at 12 o clock pm on a Sunday

Me and latisha went a daddy

by Dude Suh September 4, 2016

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They want a daddy

And then they project all their fucking insecurity on to the men they don't want to fuck.

Hym "That's call 'wanting a daddy,' Alex. They want a daddy. It's literally daddy issues positive or negative. If they fuck a bunch of guys you say it's because they have daddy issues... But you also say that they want 'A man they can look up to and who tells them what to do (lead and "tell them what to do" means the same thing) who is competent (but sometimes they fuck the incompetent ones because they get confused or something or they have mean incompetent father figures) provides for them (that's called a sugar daddy). It's just daddy issues. Even the chick you got to espouse your redpill talking points just describes a dad! The chick that fucks multiple guys has LESS daddy issues (I think) than the chick that was 'A mature strong man that tells her what to and provides for her' that's a father. You want a father. And then you project that on to men you don't want to fuck and say 'they want a mommy.' Absolute absurdity."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

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