Pulling a Wendy

The act of spastically choking on just about anything, including: any type of food, air, one's own saliva, etc, that induces such a violent reaction the subject gags and sometimes vomits in their mouth a little.

Also, Pulling a Wendy can be an extremely clumsy person who often trips over their own feet or runs into glass doors and windows.

Mike: (While eating soft grapes) Somehow the skin of the grape lightly touches the back of his throat causing a violent gag that pops a blood vessel in the eye.

Jamie: "Oh god, he's Pulling a Wendy"

by KM976 April 28, 2017

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

a phrase used to respond to unnecessary horniness; can be used to shut the OP, or original poster, down.

An alternative use for saying “bro stfu why are you so horny it’s 8:00am”

Chad: *tweets unnecessarily horny comment on a picture*
Michael: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

by ReallyRebbie May 14, 2020

Pull a Wendy

When your not actually sick but you feel entitled to sick days so you can sit at home and watch Netflix

Or

When someone asks you to do something that's reasonable but you can't be bothered so you pull a sickie so your colleagues have to pick up your slack

I really can't be arsed to do this, I might just pull a wendy

Yeah no worries ill come go out out with you, ill just pull a wendy next week

by Sorryletmestopyouthereandtelly May 18, 2021

Doing a Wendy

Being a naughty mischievous deviant. Also loves that BD.

Friend 1: "Get it all out!!!!"

Friend 2: "Oh stop doing a Wendy!"

by Big-t Tarzan November 17, 2023

Doing a Wendy

Being a naughty, mischievous deviant. Also loves BD.

Friend 1: "Get it all out!"
Friend 2: "Stop doing a Wendy"

by Big-t Tarzan November 17, 2023

getting a Wendy

the act of receiving a blow job in the parking lot of a fast food establishment

Gene didn't join us inside for burgers and fries; he stayed in the car getting a Wendy.

by @WhiplashPntz April 8, 2024

Having a Wendy

To have a Wendy is to drink red wine from a coffee mug while at work. Named after a woman that drank red wine from a coffee mug at work for almost a decade without being caught. Urban Legand from Wellington New Zealand.

I'm about had enough of this meeting, I'm having a wendy.

by Polysulphane December 22, 2025