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driving Mich

verb -

the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.

rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.

Full term -

driving Michigan
On a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory...

Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."

A late night Fall text conversation...

Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"
by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013
mugGet the driving Michmug.

mich man

cay: i am lesbian
mich man: jokes on you im into that shit
by mich man June 21, 2021
mugGet the mich manmug.

mich-take

a derogatory remark in reference to a person or people from the state of michigan.
person 1 :wow, bob is a jerk!
person 2 : yeah hes from michigan

person 1: oh i should've figured he's a dirty mich-take
by simo708hayha September 5, 2013
mugGet the mich-takemug.

fick mich

Fick Mich is a German Word, also known as fuck me can be used in a bunch of ways.
Fick mich Jerry is one example of fick mich
Fick mich wrong hole

fick michoh shitt
by Lenny dude May 19, 2018
mugGet the fick michmug.

Iron River, Mich

Small town where everyone knows you and your business.
Hey want to go to Iron River, Mich? No way dont want everyone knowing me.
by MiBunny August 5, 2008
mugGet the Iron River, Michmug.

Mich

A mistype of “much” commonly used between a lovey-dovey couple trying to be cute in text messages. Imagine lips pressed together making a squishing noise as it’s said.
I love you so mich!
by cottenio February 8, 2020
mugGet the Michmug.

du kannst mich mal

German slang: "You can lick my arse". The swear was allegedly invented by Goethe.
Du, Arschloch -- du kannst mich mal!
by PippaS. May 17, 2006
mugGet the du kannst mich malmug.

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