I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

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somebody call a doctor

Somebody call a doctor?

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?

by anonymous June 24, 2023

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Woman lied to a doctor

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!

Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

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Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!

“Nigga did I just catch u wanting to be shit?”
(Smack)
-Uncle Ruckus Father

“Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!”
-Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks

by Xeno_The_Guy December 7, 2025

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<.7.9.6.7.>The Reason Why Angel Hellstrom Jose robles Will Live A Good Life Is Because Of THe ANgel number 2504, A Microwave, And Psychology To Realize He Will Go To A Psychiatric Doctor For Raped Treatments To Be Received As Gifts<.7.9.6.7.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

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