Clown

A wack muthafucka and/or a straight up moron. Someone who is a complete joke to everyone around them. People labelled as clowns are so wack or stupid that no one takes them seriously and just laughs at them, just like a circus clown. If you get called a clown and you're not an actual circus clown, you must respond with instant hostility or else you might as well join the circus.

Guy #1: That guy always says he's the biggest gangsta and balla out there, but he just collects welfare and never even did a crime.
Guy #2: Yeah, he ain't nothing but a fucking clown.

Guy #3: I wanted to rob a store with my boys, but they kept convincing me to rob my girlfriend's house instead. I just wanted to fit in with the group so I just followed along.
Guy #4: You for real? You're a bigger clown than I thought.

Guy #5: Hey bro, someone at the club called me a clown the other night.
Guy #6: Did you stand up for yourself at least? If not, you might as well join the circus muthafucka, I ain't chillin with someone labelled as a complete joke who can't be taken for real.

by Yolen July 05, 2013

clown

(kloun) noun
1. Someone who is a joke
2. Someone who thinks they are important but messes everything up

I can't believe they put Wilson in charge of anything, he screws up everything he does. That guy is a clown.

by Jeckell February 24, 2009

clowning

Being played or treated as a joke

“Dang john was clowning with Sally’s feelings”

by beingclownedon July 12, 2019

Clown

When you fall for a boy who obviously doesn’t like you or wants nothing to do with you.

I’m a clown bitch learn from this definition

by Stupidbitch.com September 02, 2019

Clown

A fool.

James Charles is a clown.

by uarefads April 09, 2021

clowned

putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule

also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone

he was completely clowned when he posted those n00dz of himself.

by david January 19, 2004

clowns

the scariest fucking thing since bread.

clowns will eat me alive.

by FhillyMan September 16, 2003