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Sportin' a chubby

Walking around with half a hard on. Your dick is in a semi-hard state. Usually just after you've been cockblocked.
*Also happens if you pop a dick pill too early and she ain't ready to leave yet
Me: Man I just about had this chic talked into a blow job at the bar last night next thing you know my ex walks up and cockblocked me.

Friend: what happened?

Me: they both left an I had to walk around Sportin' a chubby for 30 minutes is what happened
by CockslangerOG December 9, 2021
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Plumping a chubby

1)A woman who is so attractive that every man looking is arroused to the point of having an errection.

2)Getting a man arrosed by rubbing and stroking his penis.

2)Erotic thoughts that arouse a man enough that he gets an errection.
Man it's been so long since my girlfriend and I have had sex, Im plumping a chubby just thinking about it.

Now that girl is what I call a chubby plumper.
by B1BrealBu May 3, 2023
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Nursing a chubby

when a man gets half excited, he is not a full boner, but he is nearly there.
Man, I was nursing a chubby when that chic got out of the pool

She walked into the room, and I found myself nursing a chubby without any warning
by Ash Vibranium February 21, 2024
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I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.
Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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sporting a chubber

To have a raging hard-on. To have an erect penis.
Dude, that girl was so hot. When we were slow dancing, I was sporting a chubber.

Most days, when I wake up I am sporting a chubber.
by Urban Tony January 5, 2007
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half a chubb

Steve: yo, man i got half a chubb when i saw her!

Brian: Only half!?
by Killbro666 June 1, 2016
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Poppin' a chubber

When you suck in during a fitting, then the clothing is too small and your stomach sticks out.
1: Ughh
2: What?
1: Take my advice, dont suck it in while youre getting something fitted.
2: Why?
1: Cuz youll be poppin a chubber!!
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1: Looks like the bride is poppin' a chubber...
2: Shame.
by Ozzimandus October 15, 2009
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