Carl is our future, Carl is our Lord and Savior, Carl is all hope, Carl can cure world wide problems, Carl is the sexiest man alive, Carl is a Goddess
by The one and only Carl April 15, 2020

by Unluckyjoe April 01, 2007

by DRDSLYR July 14, 2018

Rick: You are not safe. No matter how many people are around, or how clear the area looks, no matter what anyone says, no matter what you think, you are not safe. It only takes one second. One second and it's over. Never let your guard down, ever. I want you to promise me.
Carl: I promise
Coral
Carl: I promise
Coral
by pohtato October 22, 2018

Hey did you watch carling last night?
Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.
WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.
Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.
WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.
by sulo251 February 27, 2010

by MikeFromLondon October 14, 2012

an endearing term for a friend or family member that does something extremely stupid or silly and instead of calling them other names, you call them Carl!
Brent: I just lit the wrong end of my cigg while driving and ran off the road into a pile of horse crap!
You: Good going Carl!
You: Good going Carl!
by Dolphins111 September 22, 2009
