December 9

National Flat Ass Day
This is a day to celebrate all the flat asses out there. Don’t be sad about your flat ass be proud. They are equally appreciated.

Guy 1 “Damn! She got one flat ass.“
Guy 2 “It’s okay, it’s December 9, National Flat Ass Day.”
Guy 1 “You know what? You’re right we gotta respect this day.”

by flat ass nelly🍝 October 17, 2019

december 9

a sagittarius. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋

c - when yo birthday ?
o - december 9
c - ay bad bitchs birthday

by joe momma 😋 October 15, 2019

December 9

It’s National kiss your girl day. You have to kiss your girlfriend, she can’t kiss you. You can do it anywhere at school, work, home, the park anywhere.

December 9

- Hey so today is national kiss your girl day
-Ohh so you going to kiss your girl?
- Sure am!

by notyourgirl6777 October 26, 2019

December 9

The day one of the most important and amazing person was born

It’s December 9th!

Happy birthday

by 👻 boo October 16, 2019

december 9

national hug your bf/gf day

Sophia: *hugs bf*

Frankie: what was that for?
Sophia: its december 9!

by Wasbiii December 5, 2019

December 9

Slap your friend over 5”4

It’s December 9 slap him!

by Yokonii7879 November 9, 2019

December 9

A very special person was born into the world on this day that person is me. Hi. And this year my birthday December 9 is on a mother trucking MONDAY. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

December 9 is my birthday day

by Yo ma’am 2.0 October 15, 2019