September 5th

Give your best-guy-friend and blowjob today so he can have an amazing week

She helped her bestfriend on September 5th😋

by yeeboy1hunnid September 5, 2021

September 5th

National diarrhoea day

Boy 1: Dude did u see the toilet, it's full of diarrhoea
Boy 2: well duh its national Diarrhoea day!
Boy 1: Oh that makes sense, its September 5th

by AyeRbel October 16, 2020

September 5th

National throw some ass on Joseph day

Hey! It’s September 5th! You know what that means!

by Yesjkno April 19, 2020

September 5th

Your girlfriend has to say yes to everything

Babe do you know what date it is?
It's September 5th and it says on that day you have to say yes to everything.
Babe will you go to the store for me?
Yea baby

by ThreshTheBest September 5, 2022

September 5th

Get $20 from your older sibling

It's September 5th give me my money!

by Iamreal.right September 5, 2022

September 5th

National dress like your boss day

Boss: why do you look like me

Worker: it’s September 5th, national dress like your boss day

by Pandaman678 September 5, 2021

September 5th

A haunting date for kids in junior high and blood flowing

Is today September 5th? Yes.

by Future anonymous May 1, 2019