September 5th

Give your best-guy-friend and blowjob today so he can have an amazing week
She helped her bestfriend on September 5th😋
by yeeboy1hunnid September 05, 2021
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September 5th

Boy 1: Dude did u see the toilet, it's full of diarrhoea
Boy 2: well duh its national Diarrhoea day!
Boy 1: Oh that makes sense, its September 5th
by AyeRbel October 16, 2020
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September 5th

by Yesjkno April 20, 2020
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September 5th

Babe do you know what date it is?
It's September 5th and it says on that day you have to say yes to everything.
Babe will you go to the store for me?
Yea baby
by ThreshTheBest September 05, 2022
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September 5th

Boss: why do you look like me

Worker: it’s September 5th, national dress like your boss day
by Pandaman678 September 05, 2021
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September 5th

Get $20 from your older sibling
It's September 5th give me my money!
by Iamreal.right September 05, 2022
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September 5th

A haunting date for kids in junior high and blood flowing
Is today September 5th? Yes.
by Future anonymous May 02, 2019
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