charlie 40 hands

a drinking game in which you must duct tape two forties of malt liquor to each of your hands and the bottles must be empty before you can un-tape them and remove them

Dude Dizzle was shit faced after playing Charlie 40 hands.

by Snow Ho. August 19, 2006

Edward 40 Hands

A douchey frat game where two beers are taped to your hands and you can't remove them until you're done.

Doug: Yooo, dude, I got so wasted last night during a game of Edward 40 Hands.

Kurt: Yeah, I know, I was there. I'm the one who cleaned up your vomit. How fucking hungover are you?

by jimininy billy bob June 8, 2021

Edward 40 hands

A song by Mom Jeans

"Hey bro, have you heard that one song by Mom jeans?"

"Whats it called bro?"

"Edward 40 hands."

"no bro; ill listen to it now."

by Anniebabie April 11, 2021

Edward 40 hands

An urban legend stated: Woman named her analog clock, Edward. It was one of a kind and grew an extra hand every hour. The lady sat there, watching in amazement at how cool it was. She couldn't take her eyes off it. She was in pure shock, totally captivated by its charm and wonder. Then, all of a sudden, on the 38th hour, when the 40th hand appeared, the woman slowly suffocated & died a gruesome long death.

Nowadays known as "Edward-40-hands" or the longer version "Edward instantaneous 40 hands", if you stare at Edward for more than 3 seconds, you'll die an even worse fate than she did. SO BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!

When you see Edward 40 hands, just start praying it didn't past 3 seconds, or else *says death without saying death*

Wait, you seriously haven't heard of Edward 40 hands??? smh Oh we gon' be here for a while.

by HE :) WHO WRITES April 18, 2021

National Edward 40 hands day

National Edward 40 hands day is on April 26th

On April 26th we have to do Edward 40 hands because it is national Edward 40 hands day.

by 69crusisex April 26, 2021

WD-40 Hands

A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.

Wanna go play WD-40 Hands?
Sure, lemme run to Home Depot real quick.

by consumegoyslop October 21, 2022

Edward 40 hands

A new cool hip term for a rad dude.

Wow that guy is Edward 40 hands.

by Edward40Hands July 6, 2025