March 29

only the thickest and most finest girls are born on march 29.

“dang did you see that girl that walked by? she thick and fine.”

“well yeah dude, she’s born in march 29.”

by ur hot dad January 6, 2022

March 29

March 29th is National Be-A-Hoe Day! Feel free to let your inner hoe out on this day and suck some dick and fuck some dudes!

Girl 1: Hey, you know what today is, right?
Girl 2: How could I forget? It’s March 29!
Boys: *😳* ; *😏*

by Poop-Sock October 21, 2019

March 29

This is the day the gods gave up on an angel, God condemned the angel to live amongst mortals to learn and to suffer for being who she/he was, they grew sick of the mortal world and makes up their minds to take revenge and go against God, leading them to become and abomination
This is the day of rebellion

Person: Hey do you know what day it is?

March 29: Well duh it's the day of the rebellious abomination, now let's go sacrifice some humans 😈

by Abomination October 27, 2019

march 29

Give your crush a hug and hoodie day

khalin- dang i wanna hug sophia and give her a hoodie
liam- well today march 29!

by but wiseman March 28, 2022

march 29

anyone born on this day are the best. They are caring and love their friends so much. It might not be shown a lot, but they would do anything for their friends. People born on this day have very big hearts and suffer from a lot of pain mentally. Though they try their best to get through it. They also always put their friends before them.

friend 1: "when is your birthday?"
frined 2: "march 29, why?"
friend 1: "OMG YOU'RE THE BEST"

by Sooooocrazyyy February 16, 2022

March 29

Loves uplifting people and being a baddie at the same time

That girl is so kind she must be born march 29th

by Everyone's a bad bitch March 23, 2020

March 29

March 29 is national piss day. national piss day is where everyone pees nonstop to celebrate Pisstopher Dick, the person who invented peeing

son: Dad! i can’t stop peeing

Dad: it must be March 29

by banana_cunt69420 January 21, 2020