The biggest bullshit apocolypse theory since y2k and 6/6/06. The fuckin indians who wrote the damn calander couldve all died and none were left to finish it, I mean they've been writing that for like i dont know how many years. Also ive heard that the calander actually ends in november of the 4000's, so we all know thats like 2000 years so we wont be alive then anyway! I just saw a commercial about the fuckin military and shit tryna help us survive, thats why I wrote this.
by fuck 2012 that bullshit August 26, 2009
A date that which a bunch of naked guys who ran through the jungles thousands of years ago had as the end date for their calendar
Guy 1: Omg It's the end of the world... The Mayans said it would happen on 2012 and they are so intelligent!
Guy 2: Dude. Watch Apocalypto and reconsider
Guy 2: Dude. Watch Apocalypto and reconsider
by Askelo July 8, 2009
Quite possibly the peak of the bell curve of society. Since then smartphones took over, music started sounding like shit, the internet started turning into a big fat pile of garbage. Oh and we all died on December of that year.
- "Hey Nick, I can't remember what the world was like before 2012!"
- "Of course you can't you fucking idiot! We all died that year."
- "Of course you can't you fucking idiot! We all died that year."
by DaHelpR June 13, 2023
With the current climate of the world and all the ongoing problems -- economically, politically, heating of the sun & abnormal weather patterns, etc. -- it really does feel like something could happen by 2012 that will radically alter the course of that weird thing we call life. Time sure feels like it's speeding up, doesn't it?
It's not; creation is. More and more is happening in the world in less & less time, for the good & bad. In every aspect of our lives, change is happening at an accelerated pace, and it's going to continue to accelerate until everything possibly imaginable in creation will exist at the same time. So yeah, this leaves a realm of possibility open for more things to occur -- there could be a global cataclysmic-type event that wipes out 1/3 of the population, but there could also be some grand technological miracle/discovery that propels humanity into uncharted areas of novel & science.
The biggest misconception among people today (namely, archeologists and science-types whose consciousnesses are centered around physical, material evidence -- what they can see & measure only) is that the Mayan Calendar was keeping track of time the same way most modern day calendars keep track of time -- cycles of visible planetary objects in the sky around other planetary objects/ earth around the sun, etc.
The Mayan Calendar was actually a meter, or a gauge for the evolution of consciousness across the span of this galaxy. The reason the calendar abruptly "stops" on 12/21/12 is not because of some final doomsday event we're all going to watch unfold; it's because the schedule of creation will have completed. If a technology like a time machine (mind you, we've already teleported electrons) comes to exist by that year, what time will it really be? What need will there be for a calendar if the limitations of time & space dissolve? The truth is that the calendar "ends" because time as we know will no longer be linear, and so there won't be a need for a calendar. Now, that might seem hard to swallow at first, but keep in mind that there's a 17 mile long particle accelerator (lhc) under Switzerland that's set to recreate the conditions right after The Big Bang. Not so crazy now, huh?
This is what's really going to happen if your eyes are open enough for you to see. To whoever is reading this; these next few short years are the most important years in the 16.4 billion year long history of the universe. You should be very, very, very thankful to be alive at this period in time, because what's coming is bliss!
It's not; creation is. More and more is happening in the world in less & less time, for the good & bad. In every aspect of our lives, change is happening at an accelerated pace, and it's going to continue to accelerate until everything possibly imaginable in creation will exist at the same time. So yeah, this leaves a realm of possibility open for more things to occur -- there could be a global cataclysmic-type event that wipes out 1/3 of the population, but there could also be some grand technological miracle/discovery that propels humanity into uncharted areas of novel & science.
The biggest misconception among people today (namely, archeologists and science-types whose consciousnesses are centered around physical, material evidence -- what they can see & measure only) is that the Mayan Calendar was keeping track of time the same way most modern day calendars keep track of time -- cycles of visible planetary objects in the sky around other planetary objects/ earth around the sun, etc.
The Mayan Calendar was actually a meter, or a gauge for the evolution of consciousness across the span of this galaxy. The reason the calendar abruptly "stops" on 12/21/12 is not because of some final doomsday event we're all going to watch unfold; it's because the schedule of creation will have completed. If a technology like a time machine (mind you, we've already teleported electrons) comes to exist by that year, what time will it really be? What need will there be for a calendar if the limitations of time & space dissolve? The truth is that the calendar "ends" because time as we know will no longer be linear, and so there won't be a need for a calendar. Now, that might seem hard to swallow at first, but keep in mind that there's a 17 mile long particle accelerator (lhc) under Switzerland that's set to recreate the conditions right after The Big Bang. Not so crazy now, huh?
This is what's really going to happen if your eyes are open enough for you to see. To whoever is reading this; these next few short years are the most important years in the 16.4 billion year long history of the universe. You should be very, very, very thankful to be alive at this period in time, because what's coming is bliss!
Paranoid stranger: The world's going to end in 2012 and we're all going to die!
Me: Smoke some sheeba and celebrate the moment. There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
Me: Smoke some sheeba and celebrate the moment. There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
by Dr. Carl Johann Calleman April 19, 2009
on the date of December 21st, 2012, the ancient Mayan's predicted the end of the world. along with Nostradamus, the bible, and some idiotic drugged up raver, they apparently claim that this the final day of earth.
on the date of December 21st, 2012, the ultimate wrestling match between Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs. Hulk Hogan will finally happen. The superstar power in the ring will be so intense that it will bring earthquakes and floods across the globe.
***SPOILERS***
The match will end in a disqualification due to outside interference (run in) from Kevin Sullivan and Big Van Vader.
Dave Meltzer will give the match a 1 star rating (out of five)
***END OF SPOILERS***
on the date of December 21st, 2012, the ultimate wrestling match between Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs. Hulk Hogan will finally happen. The superstar power in the ring will be so intense that it will bring earthquakes and floods across the globe.
***SPOILERS***
The match will end in a disqualification due to outside interference (run in) from Kevin Sullivan and Big Van Vader.
Dave Meltzer will give the match a 1 star rating (out of five)
***END OF SPOILERS***
by 2012dweeb November 14, 2009
Big bulls*** of a theory where the world ends. Supposedly, the Mayan calendar ended on 12/12/2012, causing people to believe that the world is ending. This has spawned many conversations, YouTube videos, and forums, along with a war between the people who believe in it and those who don't.
This is stupid, get back to your lives. 2012 is far fetched.
(Oh, what happened to the Mayans anyway? They're DEAD! They didn't survive! Why follow the people who didn't even survive?! They probably weren't able to finish it, anyway...)
(Oh, what happened to the Mayans anyway? They're DEAD! They didn't survive! Why follow the people who didn't even survive?! They probably weren't able to finish it, anyway...)
by kyle123400 June 27, 2009
it is proven by numerous geniuses that this is all bs.
it has been made this rumor to scare people.
2012 will not only be a great year...but rendizzle will get dome from twins on december 21 of that year
it has been made this rumor to scare people.
2012 will not only be a great year...but rendizzle will get dome from twins on december 21 of that year
no such thing as 2012
by harold retard seabon March 27, 2008