1836

The "name" of Houston's newly transplanted MLS team. Officially qualifies as the stupidest, most idiotic, fucked-up name for a sports team in human history. 3 brain-damaged cavemen and a colony of ants could've come up with a better name.

The name ain't so great when it takes 30 minutes and a Texas history class to explain it.

Neal: Go . . . uh, what's the name of our team again?

Bob: It's 1836.

Neal: Oh, right. Go 1836!!!

by John Heinz Kerry January 26, 2006

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1837

Martin Van Buren becomes president. Economy collapses because of the National Bank being destroyed, causing the Panic of 1837

1837 was the 100 year anniversary of 1737. And the 1000 year anniversary of 837.

by Yerm Yermington April 3, 2017

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when some dumb motherfucker tries to talk about something no one cares about or you could copy this and make it say despacito or something

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1839

The year damon Salvatore was born

Friend 1: oh hey what year was damon Salvatore born?
Friend 2: 1839!

by Zigzag hoe April 25, 2020

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A "discount" cigarette-brand that denotes the minimum amount in dollars that a "pack-a-day-habit" smoker will likely spend annually on coffin-nails, even if you roll some of them yourself.

Wow, think of that --- a BARE MINIMUM of $1839 annually just on **cigarettes**! Think what you could do with that huge amount of money instead --- you'd be spending about as much cash on cancer-sticks per year as it would cost to buy a good used vehicle! Wouldn't having a nice sedan or small pickup truck give you a lot more fun and enjoyment than a smelly old paper tube filled with disgusting dried herbal fluff???

by QuacksO September 3, 2018

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