August 16

This is STICK YOUR DICK IN IT day. If you have a significant other you have full liberty to just Fuck The Fuck out of them on this day. And you are born on this day then you must have sex with your aposet gender bff *no questions asked. So have fun.

1. Hey babe you know what today is... Its August 16th
2. Fuck well get over here then

by ME16♡ April 14, 2020

august 16

national show your boyfriend or husband your boobs day

Hey honey its august 16 show me your boovs

by rxseeee121 August 26, 2021

August 16

If you are born on this day no one can fuck with you cause you are the hottest best mf on this planet

Oh your born on august 16 no wonder your so hot

by Jit_is_trippen June 7, 2022

August 16

August 16 is help your family day!

Sis/ bro: I can’t do my homework

You: it’s August 16 I’ll help you
Sis/bro: thanks :)

by Hxneybear August 15, 2021

August 16, 1977

The day elvis melvis presley went to shit and died on the toilet at 42 years old

R.i.p elvis

January 8, 1935 - August 16, 1977

by Cyclone2005 July 8, 2023

august 16

the day of the end of the world

"2020 sucks."
"yeah right, wait till august 16"
"why?"
"you'll see..."

by hahamorire May 11, 2020

August 16

The day Where you should penetrated your partner in front of his/hers parents

August 16 gonna be a movie

by KillAllRats November 21, 2019