March 13th

March 13th where Friday the 13th happened. No coincidence? Jason must be killing us with this coronavirus, and bullshit

Person 1: Man I hate this coronavirus

Person 2: Yeah who knew “March 13th” would be cursed?

by SweetJonesOfMatthaa March 3, 2021

March 13th

The day when the best type of introverts are born

Gabriel: Michael was born on March 13th
Christian: Oh that makes sense why he’s such an introvert

by Rubbadubimdatub October 15, 2019

The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th

Once again, Michael was in AP Calculus BC. Michael had asked what infinity/infinity was. One could simply answer the question by saying the answer is undefined; however, that is not what occurred. What occurred was an epic battle of banter. Those around listened in silence and horror, pretending to not listen. The largest blow of this epic battle occurred when, Thall who shall not be named, called Michael a "Dirty Liar". That was the last straw in this encounter. Michael quickly responded with "You did not just call me that". They were in an absolute stalemate. The battle ended with positive email interaction. To this day, the two sides remain at peace.

Today is The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th. We all must mourn this great tragedy. Nothing compares to the horror that occurred on this day. Nothing even comes close. Some might bring up the events that occurred in the 1940s; however, they would be mistaken. One must always respect The Greatest Tragedy of March 13th.

by leahcimgnuoy March 22, 2023

March 13th

National watch horror movies with your friend day

Rose: hey guys wanna have a get together and watch horror movies?
Josh: it's march 13th already?
Sarah: hell yes let's do it
Alex: I'll bring the popcorn

by arosema March 11, 2021

March 13th

This is a day that all boys names Tyler, have to wear a unicorn onesie with their girlfriend. They also have to do face masks with her and cuddle.

Tyler: We should have sex.
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!

by MadisonBrown13 March 12, 2021

March 13th

On your main story put if your taken, single or crushing. If your taken or crushing, you have to @ them so people won't think your capping!

Steve: It's March 13th, I have to post that I'm taken on my story.

*Looks at Endermans story*
Steve: Ugh, he really is a creep. Like stop crushing on Alex, she's my girlfriend.

by this.is.real.so.do.it.rn March 12, 2021

March 13th

National send your girlfriend hoodies

Harry: hey it’s March 13th

Ellie: Ohh you owe me a hoodie

by Kay-jay08 March 13, 2021