National shlong day. If you were born on this day than you for sure have a monster penis, a gigantic gourd, or a big bertha downstairs.
by Jacob Sheridan October 23, 2019
Get the January 13mug. January 13
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
Get the January 13mug. People born on january the 13 are actually the best people in the world. Make sure January the 13ths people are happy cos they are normally depressed asf. Jan 13ths normally have a need for acceptance, and also are capricorns (the best star sign)
by TisMeTheBest August 4, 2021
Get the January 13mug. Its january 13! you know what that means...
by wkfjjfjdjdjsksksoro January 13, 2021
Get the January 13mug. January 13th is national kiss your girlfriend day,
You have to kiss your girlfriend, and when i say kiss i mean make out, it dosent mater if its in front of you friends even if its your first kiss, and it has to be at school. Good luck and make your girlfriend happy and maybe she will play with u.
You have to kiss your girlfriend, and when i say kiss i mean make out, it dosent mater if its in front of you friends even if its your first kiss, and it has to be at school. Good luck and make your girlfriend happy and maybe she will play with u.
by National kiss your girlfriend January 12, 2021
Get the January 13mug. by LOVE009 December 11, 2020
Get the January 13mug. by slickjeez October 16, 2019
Get the January 13mug.