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12 Inch Christmas

When your about give her the dick but you want it to be a surprise.
Her: “What am I getting for Christmas?”

Me: “You’re about to get a 12 inch Christmas surprise
by Star Spire December 22, 2019
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12 inch

A common example that a male will use to describe the size of his organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. Usually, the subject referring to this term has a maximum penis size of a tic-tac; if he's lucky.
1. I have a twelve inch penis.
2. Suck on my twelve inch penis.
3. That's nothing compared to my twelve inch penis.
4. My twelve inch penis would blow yours out of the water.
by fjeer May 3, 2003
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12 inch lynch

anyman with the last name lynch who has a penis the size of 12 inches, no longer or no shorter then 12 inches, exactly 12 inches
Jake:hey whos that guy?
Anthony:oh you dont know? thats 12 inch lynch
Jake: damn better not let my g/f find out!
by bigdaddycake March 31, 2009
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12 inch club

A exclusive organisation of those proud individuals who own a 12 inch shmacker
John: hey kiddos, wanna see my tackle?

Kids: nah it's probably tiny

John: I'm a member of the 12 inch club!
by Absolute belta February 27, 2017
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12 inch punisher

A really long dick going in your vagina and it really hurts hents punisher
OMG PULL OUT UR 12 inch punisher a is hurting me
by Annastoner January 18, 2017
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12 inch

when a penis is quit big and lovely
full and Voluptuous
jelle: i can only be friends with people who have big penises
conner: why?
jelle: so i can have some BIG fun
conner: well then mine is a 12 inch
by Hannie_man August 29, 2006
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12 inch Slong

A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.

Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong

Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
by HollisterPseudonym May 20, 2017
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