12th base

When your girlfriend removes her glass eye and you prodceed to insert your penis inside the hole and fuck her.

Guy 1: "Dude we got to 12th base I don't deserve to live anymore."
Guy 2: "shit bro I'll get my bat."

by Shaniquaobamaniqua September 17, 2013

111th Base

Utilizing at least five flounders to penetrate yourself (anally, vaginally, or otherwise) while whipping a Viking in a wetsuit to climax with your left hand, groping groups of children dressed as Danny DeVito with your right hand, eating out a porpoise by accident, stimulating a vibrator with your left foot, and petting a faux-British butler named Alfrench with your right knee, all to the rhythm of a dubstep remix of ABBA's hit song "Dancing Queen"

Frank: So outside the convention hall last week, I heard the two guys running the dentistry booth planning to reach 111th base. What the hell is that?
Jeff: 111th? The triple one is the deepest expression of human love and depravity in existence. It is the truest essence of sex. It involves Danny DeVito.
Frank: Oh god, that's sick.
Jeff: Yes, yes it is.

by Esprit d'internet November 10, 2012

11th base

Sex in the shower (with the shower on of course)

Girl 1: oo i got up to 11th base last night!
Girl 2: wow! what was it like?
girl 1: warm and wet

by Hana rose May 18, 2006

119th base

when you have sex while eating ice cream

Dude i just got to 119th base with my gf last night!
Really?

Yea!!!!!
I WAs tottaly having some moose tracks again tonite

by ihacklover April 25, 2010

12th base

Fucking a chick so hard that she dies.

Man 1: Ah shittt man, I fucked Cindy so hard, I got to 12th base!
Man 2: FUCK! Where is the mangled-sexfilled-corpse?
Man 1: In my car where I left her...
Man 2: I say, go for 13th base
Man 1: Ahh, wanna munt her with me?
Man 2: YEAAHHHH, I'll jump.

by manyperson August 10, 2009

110th base

When someone puts a mentos into a diet coke, then stickes their cock in the bottle and reaches orgasms and thus cums.

guy 1: dude i reached 110th base last night it was awsome

girl 1: lets try it together, let me suck u off

by assassin3 June 11, 2011

11th base

When you dig up a dead body and fuck it while shocking it with a defibrillator.

Man 1: got to 11th base with my great grandma last night.
Man 2: cool.

by THOTERMINATOR July 23, 2020