jpegging

When a lady shoves photos up a dude's ass.

Sheila's kink was jpegging Mark, and boy was he into it!

by diarrhea_king69 May 10, 2018

Jpeg

When a woman of Japanese descent pegs you.

Gerald: Where were you last night Keith?

Keith: Off getting me a bit of Jpeg mate.

Gerald: oh.

by Èl Fetus December 31, 2019

Lovers' JPEG

Similar to a Lovers' tiff, but compressed x10

Person 1: Alice and Bob's Lovers' Tiff didn't seem to last very long.
Person 2: Yeh, you could say it was more of a Lovers' JPEG

by murppaul May 8, 2010

JPEG Rape

The fuzziness and lack of quality a picture gets when it's saved in JPEG format.

Eww, that Counter-Strike screen shot got JPEG raped.

by Billy The Man January 9, 2009

JPEG Artifacts

When a picture has been reposted hundreds of times by different people across the Internet, to the point where the compression from being screenshoted and uploaded has become noticeable. This could be noticable blurriness, distortion, or pixelation.

I've seen this meme posted on so many accounts, I can see the JPEG Artifacts.

by renabeth September 7, 2020

JPEG Journalism

The action of reposting a picture (or jpeg) with some text on it on a social networking site without doing any other research about the subject or determining if the content of the post is accurate. The extent of their research is simply sharing things online.

Do you see the crazy conspiracy crap Steve posts online all the time?

Yeah he does it all the time but doesn't know anything about the stuff he posts. He's only capable ofJPEG Journalism.

by THE_AE September 21, 2016

zip a jpeg

synonym for an useless effort.
go better than the best or
worse than the worst.

dude 1: man all my paycheck's gone for bills!
dude 2: oh btw you owe me 500 bucks...
dude 1: shut it, come on, don't zip a jpeg.

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kid: dear santa, i need a new stereo, cause my sister's is louder than mine.
santa: peace, kid. don't you zip the jpg.
kid: but my dady's got one.
santa: uuhh boy...

by don camillo July 26, 2010