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A 'skerrat' is an ever-more-popular term for a person who is generally insufferable to the point of enraging any reasonable person they meet. Diagnostic criteria dictate that the following two items must be true for someone to qualify as a skerrat:

1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.

'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".
Person one: "You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."
skerrat by Endangered_Dodo February 23, 2009
Related Words
n
1. Prostitute
2. Woman of loose morals
Sheila is such a sluker!
Sluker by Old man from scene 24 August 19, 2008
A new, better, more heightened word for burned. If you really want to let your buddy know he has his ass handed to him, you gots to drop the SKERB.
"Oh man, I was macking on this hottie all night...until her boyfriend knocked me on my ass!"
"Awwww you just got SKERBED!"
skerbed by James Belfer May 17, 2008
A drunken fisherman, that beats on his wife.
That johnny is sure a skerletts when hes drunk and mad at his wife.
skerletts by da bomba February 9, 2010

Skertboy 

Known as a young cigar fanatic. Usually begins smoking at a young age or before 18. Finds excitement in smoking cigars at cookouts and family gatherings with uncles. Often times known as a fine cigar connoisseur who enjoys top shelf smokes. Avid cigar magazine subscriber.
Skertboy, take it easy on the dry hacks! The mailman just dropped off your travel size humidor on the front steps! Put out that bomber and get the mail!
Skertboy by Yung BDW November 24, 2015
An unnecessarily swole twitch streamer who gives off extremely cozy vibes
I need a bad bleep .... Skermz Rae.... shorty the baddest... and she got her ways
skermz by Bsmith343 October 5, 2020