aeon 

A nondescript amount of time often used by beings with massive ego problems to describe exactly how long they've been as great as they are.

"I have watched your pitiful race for Aeons!"

aeon by D. Stern December 28, 2005

Aeon 

An egotistical jerk who is also quite the hypocrite. Usually a football head who can't control his hormones. Aeons are usually nice fellows at first, but once you get to know them, they turn into the dirtiest douche bags. Known for their fuckery shit.

"Dude, he was so nice at first... till I got to know the real him."

"That freaking Aeon. Forget that asshole."

douche poser hypocrite

Aeon by none-for-you-assmunch March 4, 2011

Aeon 

A person who can be seen as emo but can still light up a room when they walk in. You can often point them out in crowds they are the best people to know!

Aeon is so nice!

Aeon by LaraZside June 7, 2019

aeon 

1. (noun) Alternative spelling of eon.
2. A period of 1,000,000,000 (one billion) years.
3. A very long time, often used to exaggerate.

It's been aeons of time and that webpage still hasn't loaded yet.

aeon by Random14YearOld March 17, 2022

Aeon of Strife 

A Starcraft map that is the precursor to DOTA (defense of the ancients) maps.

Eight years ago, I played Aeon of Strife on Starcraft, now i play DotA on WC 3.

Aeon of Strife by a someewhat smart guy October 24, 2009

aeon flux 

Really cool anime. MTV booted it like they killed all the other good shows like Beavis and Butthead.

MTV is shit cause they kicked Aeon Flux off the air.

aeon flux by Voodooevil October 16, 2003

Aeon Flux 

A post-apocaliptic, non-linear science-fiction anime created by Peter Chung that explores the relationship between sociopathic philantropists of two seperate governments: one a female terrorist, Aeon Flux, and another a scientist and dictator, Trevor Goodchild.

The show debuted in 1991 as part of Mtv's Liquid Television, the last episode being made in 1995.

Aeon Flux: "Fine to play with my feelings, but you are involving innocent people, Trevor! What are you doing to that poor girl!"
Trevor: "Jealous?"

Aeon Flux by JM December 17, 2004