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The ancient Phoenician name of the godess of fertility known in English as Easter.
Astarte is also known in various cultures as Astarat, Astoreth, Ishtar, Vishnu, Venus, and Inanna.
Astarte by Downstrike May 25, 2004
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Ástmar Asmar Asmara Astlari AstaR0th Astard Astarte Atmaram altmark asfmarvel

sucks to your assmar 

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit
Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems
a rich man who has one long staircase just going up and one even longer going down and one more leading nowhere just for show
That kid barry is an altmark
altmark by Jon0101 July 4, 2007
Capital of Eritrea. In the Horn of Africa.
Asmara is one of the most beautiful cities in East Africa.
Asmara by Ghermay Woldeab November 26, 2003

Astaroth 

Astaroth is the Twenty-ninth Spirit listed in the Goetia, who governs 40 Legions. He appears as a hurtful angel riding a dragonlike beast & carrying a viper in his right hand. Those who summon him need the Magical Ring to guard against Astaroth's breath. He gives true answers, knows of past, present & future events, can discover secrets, & can also describe the fall of himself & the other spirits. He also teaches liberal sciences.

Contrary to what many overweight and pathetic video game players may think, Soul Calibur did not invent the name Astaroth. Otherwise, there would be a copyright to it, like there is for "Necrid".
I would not like to meet Astaroth and his legions in a dark alley.
Astaroth by Someone December 21, 2003

Assmarmontry 

To act like an assmarmont. To do things of an assmarmont nature. Up to and including any actions taken, that due to ones monumental stupidity have dire or emberassing results.
Steve put on a display of assmarmontry last night, he drank to much last night and fell off the balcony while trying to impress some chick.