winnet

dangleberry with the added component of toilet paper

the dangleberry I found on the shitter looked like a spider covered in white fluffs

by bob2 May 28, 2003

Winnet

A clump of shit that hangs from the fur of a sheep's arse

Dude look at the steamy winnet!!!

by burtonblazer April 4, 2011

winnet

A small annoying cling-on i.e a Pin-Dick

Frodo: "Your a Dick Fish"
Fish: "Fuck you Hobbit you winnet"

"You know that boy (add name) is such a winnet"

by ya momma June 28, 2003

winnet

(See Leo Grieve)

You Winnet!

by Chris the magnificent October 31, 2003

winnet

Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.

Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."

Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.

by FunBags September 6, 2005

Winnet

a ball of shit attached to ur arse hair that smells, is dry and often dangles off. winnets are painful to remove and often need to be licked out. same as a claghorn

person1: he’s got winnets

person2: ye apparently he sent a pic of them and they look like will smith

by hairybattycrease June 9, 2018

winnet

A winnet is a small piece of shit around your bumhole ;)

oh no! I forgot to water my baguettes. They're such winnets!!

by booty diarrhoea May 10, 2018