Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.

person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>

Cheekbone polishing parties by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014

prince of parties 

The coolest music video in the world. Everyone should see it. Comes from the HBO original flight of the conchords.

Dude im totally the prince of parties.

prince of parties by Michael omar April 13, 2008

family parties 

a place where you have to sit in a house with your super annoying family member who force you to say hello and goodbye in a really awkward way so that they can feel good about themselves.
A place where some stupid relative asks you if you have a boyfriend of girlfriend, and that after that you get it up the ass from for being rude for doing fucking nothing
ITS A PLACE OF HELL

kid: so this is really fun(sarcastic)
random relative: hey do you have a girlfriend
kid: IM GAY YOU STUPID SON OF A.......
family parties: a place of hell

family parties by IphoneSlayer1713 May 25, 2016

Mandatory sex parties 

Sex parties in which attendance is mandatory. Most frequently seen as part of a sex course or among couples who practice both swinging and S&M.

"Sorry Kelly, I can't make any prayer meetings this week. I have some mandatory sex parties to attend."

Mandatory sex parties by adelaidepoet October 14, 2009

dubai porta parties 

Western girls (pornstars and IG models mostly) are flown into Dubai for the purpose of being gangbanged by many Arab men. At these parties the men will DP and GB the girls and sometimes make the girls have sex with animals or the men will defecate on the girls (hence the porta potty aspect). After the parties the girls will go home with $50-75k for the few days work.

Mary loves Dubai Porta Parties, for just 3 days work she can buy a new car.

dubai porta parties by Sukmukdick July 21, 2018

Individual Parties 

Is a form of hobnobbing that involves a single person instead of several people. These often consist of some sort of dancing or jiving but in no way should include alcohol because drinking alone would be a Individual Party foul and is not accepted in a any circle.

Guy 1: Why is it better to be high than drunk?

Bum: Uh... you have better language, better action, more activities, and... more individual parties going on, y'have better parties...

Individual Parties by JorBenAddy January 29, 2009

bra parties

When girls have parties and dance crazily to music, usually popular music.

Caroline and Jordan have bra parties when they are hyper.

bra parties by victoria secret lovers June 13, 2009