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Twilight Telly 

Noun. Rubbish programs which are on television from 1am to about 6am. Nobody watches them, because most people are in bed that time, and the only ones that are up are either getting drunk in bars or working night shifts. Nevertheless, TV channels feel they must put on all of their reject programs, such as documentaries about police car chases and plastic surgery procedures.
I woke up the other night and couldn't get back to sleep, so I turned on the TV and watched five minutes of "When Penis Surgery Goes Wrong", and before I knew it, I nodded off again. Thank you, twilight telly!
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piped telly 

We just got piped telly in our gaff.
piped telly by kfly September 5, 2008

telly tubbies 

the pastel-coloured spawns of Satan
run for your souls! the tellytubbies are descending upon us over the hills!
telly tubbies by the Crumpet July 8, 2004

Telly Savalas 

To completely shave the private parts of a hairy woman. When completed cramming a lollipop up it and stating "Who loves ya baby?"
Dave, didn't your mom teach your sister any hygiene? Before I banged her last night I had to give her a Telly Savalas!
Telly Savalas by Shootin Cracker December 28, 2007