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visually molested

when a friend of the opposite sex sends you text porn of your same sex.
my friend (male)
Me (a female)

(me) I get a text and look at it and text back to my friend you just "visually molested" me with your female porn

(my friend) you know you like it
by sundshine October 28, 2010
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Molested

The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.

A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.

The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.

Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...

Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...

David: ...gurgle...
by RIPYoda October 4, 2010
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Molested

Can be used as an adjective to describe the retard.
Did you get molested?

No.

I got molested.
by Hym Iam December 6, 2020
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#Molester

#Molester is a phrase or what people call a rapist or your grandpa, and even your mom’s or dad's dad. #Molester is the most common phrase people use for their grandfather or shady uncle, but you might call yours “Guncle”
Girl1: You remember that man from yesterday, #Molester

Girl2: Really, is that why he adked for your emergency contact list

Girl1: he now drives a windowless van
by Yung Lice March 13, 2019
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Molestedtown

Something that is beyond description of something that is insanely perverted.
That was such a molestedtown!
by ragmonster February 21, 2019
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Molested

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*
Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Molested diaper

When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.
Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.
by Tan Stan September 28, 2023
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