ctfd is a term used over facebook or texting, it stands for CALM THE FUCK DOWN. It was copyrighted by John and Marisa doesnt believe him...
u need to ctfd
by cacky cack August 26, 2010
Mary: AH! I have homework, tests, a midterm tomorrow, and I am not getting enough sleep or food!!!!
Jess: CTFD and plan well.
Jess: CTFD and plan well.
by tropicy October 13, 2010
An Acryonm for "Close the Fucking Door"
Generally refers to the societal norm of closing a after walking through it, used perjoratively at those who would leave it open; especially those leading outdoors
Generally refers to the societal norm of closing a after walking through it, used perjoratively at those who would leave it open; especially those leading outdoors
by KLR327 September 16, 2017
Person 1: "What is this shiznet! I asked for tomato sauce, not barbeque! MAKE IT AGAIN!!!".
Person 2: "CTFD".
Person 2: "CTFD".
by cruisinInmyHolden September 24, 2011