CTFD

Calm The F*** Down

CTFD you are too loud!!!

by Rishi Shah January 21, 2009

ctfd

ctfd is a term used over facebook or texting, it stands for CALM THE FUCK DOWN. It was copyrighted by John and Marisa doesnt believe him...

u need to ctfd

by cacky cack August 26, 2010

CTFD

Calm The Fuck Down.

said when someone is really stressed out and needs to slow it down.

Mary: AH! I have homework, tests, a midterm tomorrow, and I am not getting enough sleep or food!!!!
Jess: CTFD and plan well.

by tropicy October 18, 2010

CTFD

An Acryonm for "Close the Fucking Door"

Generally refers to the societal norm of closing a after walking through it, used perjoratively at those who would leave it open; especially those leading outdoors

*Mark leaves the door open as he enters the house party*

"Hey asshole, CTFD!"

by KLR327 September 16, 2017

ctfd

Calm the fuck down

I think you should ctfd

by sandyceltic December 16, 2010

CTFD

CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!

DUDE CTFD IT'S JUST A GAME

by Phillyyydddd October 19, 2011

CTFD

Abbreviation of Calm the Fuck Down.

Person 1: "What is this shiznet! I asked for tomato sauce, not barbeque! MAKE IT AGAIN!!!".

Person 2: "CTFD".

by cruisinInmyHolden September 24, 2011