Orlando Thing

When one who creates chaos amongst others ends up losing the game in which he created.

I’m kind of a big deal in the sales dept. here at “Soulmate’s R Us” but I don’t understand why I’ll be spending Thanksgiving alone again. Must be an “Orlando Thing”

by Karma’s Kuming Soon November 25, 2020

fat thing

A celestial beast, a being who shan’t be challenged due to his great power. Comes in many forms and like Thanksgiving and Christmas

Guy 1: Oh shit is that fat thing?

Guy 2: Yea, he’s in his Santa form right now

by B._B._T._ December 1, 2020

writing things out

to write especially in a full and complete form

“I still like writing things out in longhand”

by Liltilo December 14, 2020

Stranger things

The best Netflix show for people who like,gore,fear,etc

Person:Hey wanna watch Stranger things?
Other person: YES

by .bubblegum December 28, 2020

Jizz Thing

A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.

I'm all for a bit of fun but those Jizz things take it too far - tis a dirty habit!

by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021

person-thing

When you mean to use the word thing but say person instead and then try to correct yourself.

That's a nice person-thing for you to do.

by Gammatical March 1, 2021

Truck things

When your wife invites her friends over and you land yourself an unexpected fiveway

The girls are coming around tonight

Thats OK, I'll just do truck things.

by Drcalloway March 4, 2021