Smarsian

He is not a smart Asian.

Have you talked to that guy over there? Such a Smarsian

by Kodex13 February 8, 2025

smash repairs

The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.

Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.

Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.

"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."

by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025

SAPS

SAPS – Single Angle Photography SyndromeA behavioral condition characterized by the habitual and compulsive act of taking self-photographs from only one specific angle, often due to perceived aesthetic superiority, anxiety about asymmetry, or self-image control.

Yeah, his whole Instagram is left-side selfies. Classic case of SAPS.

by someguylivingunderarock March 29, 2025

Smashathon

Where you have a marathon of getting smashed.

I am seeking somebody who can have a smashathon

by Susansloveforum April 6, 2025

Smash for cash

A sordid British phrase, typically used by less articulate and baser Brits to refer to the exchange of cash for sexual favours, particularly those of an enthusiastic, lewd, lusty, perverted, imaginative, stimulating, enjoyable, unusual and/or depraved nature for recreational rather than procreational purposes. Not too be confused with other vernacular expressions such as 'Lord fuck a duck!' and similar crude ejaculations.

'Wanna smash for cash?'
'What are your rates?'
'£200 for an hour'
'Lord fuck a duck'
'That'll be £50 extra'

by MrWhooHoo69 April 12, 2025

Smash the gangs

Furious masturbation in the face of problem solving.

"Only Labour can smash the gangs"

by Mr David Bean May 24, 2025

SMAPES

A person who both smokes and vapes at the same time, or sequentially.

He smapes all night at the club.

by Farmdog1 June 5, 2025