Nut splasher

A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.

Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.

John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.

by Atomism March 28, 2009

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nut knock

To rap on someone's sack, preferably a male, in a manner that causes pain.

Bubba was chillin' with his bitch, so I nut knocked him.

by Sam and henchman October 9, 2007

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-Jeans that are too tight on your genitals.Pants that are so tight,and look like belong to your younger sibiling no matter how fast you move your genitals stay in place while experiencing percipitation in your under garments.

Cuzzo got on them nut wranglers he proly stole em from his little sister

by DeepEastOaklandKillaFornia October 25, 2007

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Early Nut

When your having sex & the guy cums quick

Her ass was so big i bust a early nut

by tydag0d8 February 7, 2019

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Chuckle Nuts

Chuckle Nuts are the phenomena that occurs when one's own family jewels begin to jangle about when laughing.

Boy, that joke about the pirate with the steering wheel on his shaft sure gave me Chuckle Nuts.

by its_gr8pes September 26, 2022

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gum nut

When you receive a blow job from an elderly man or woman, because they have no teeth their gums will rub on your penis and when you ejaculate (nut) it is called a gum nut.

Gum nuts are also little objects that fall off gum trees commonly found throughout Australia.

Oi Hazza your grandma gave me the best gum nut every last night, I think I'm in love.

Look at all these gum nuts that fell out of this tree bro.

by Cute Pencil Case October 24, 2018

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