dry

1. a state being the opposite of wet
2. a cutting humor that mixes the banal with passive aggression

1. check out that dry ice it's not wet
2. "hows about we go to bed and get started on that headache" he said with a dry wit knowing her vagina would be dry like the l0th man on the bench. Who could blame her, after all her love like his penis dried up like a raisin in the sun.

by sifush August 14, 2016

Dry Jacuzzi

When one puts their ass up against another's naked body and farts.... Dry Jacuzzi.

I was spooning my husband and he gave me a dry jacuzzi!

by Triple B! June 26, 2016

Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.

Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?

by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016

Dry

When you aren't getting any text messages or other notifications

Man, my phone Is so dry.

by G-Difficult June 13, 2016

dry pencil

hard core anal sex with an unlubed penis

the corner store was all out of lube so i had to dry pencil her so hard i chafed

by dankmemekid42069austindoorfag June 11, 2016

Dry

Boring,stupid,silly,dumb,useless

I told him he needs to get help!

Dry

by ZhhHusssein! May 27, 2016

flub dry

When someone has AIDS Chlymidia Genital Herpes and Syphilis

Your a pedo girl , Flub dry

by Bitch weree May 26, 2016