When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.
"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"
"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"
"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"
by create1ders October 17, 2011
Get the Dump-n-jack mug.A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.
Not to be confused with the German Forklift.
Not to be confused with the German Forklift.
"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"
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Get the dump my neck mug.Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
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