stall graffiti

when you are taking a shit in a public bathroom- and your shit squirts on the wall

janitors hate me because i leave stall graffiti and don't clean up.

by michael mooncricket III July 3, 2021

self grief

Griefing yourself, causing loss with no need for external intervention.

Shearer: "I raided my own cave on Ark"
Everyone else: "Easy self grief"

by The Almost-All Seeing Eye September 10, 2021

Toxic Graffiti

A very kawaii amazing friend who makes people really happy. Toxic graffiti is insane and say gross things about gross characters, but you still need to be tolerant to dumb nerd people… Toxic Graffiti is funny, cute, skilled, creative and the best person you could’ve ever met.

Toxic graffiti is my favorite person

by Shellcomets November 22, 2021

Closet Grief

The person you were in the closet was a skin you needed to shed in order to grow, but that knowledge doesn't stop you from grieving them, missing them, and who you were when they were you. Try not to punish yourself for that fondness. You are allowed to love the people you have been, just as you are allowed to love the person you are.

"Hey, are you okay?"
"Just feeling some closet grief today, thanks for asking. I'll be okay once I listen to some Robyn."

by j4ckalope February 4, 2022

corporate graffiti

Corporate graffiti is a term used to describe leftover whiteboard content found in a pandemic-abandoned office building. Corporate graffiti paints a picture of a long-forgotten time, when sales figures, design decisions, and metrics masked our collective burnout.

Wow, the corporate graffiti in this office building is crazy - someone was designing a metaverse for old people!

by CloseButNoCigar March 2, 2022

Cincinnati Graffiti

When two asses are connected by a nerd rope then a person has to use their mouth to remove the nerds and then insert them in one of the two asses that resembles the Ohio river then the one who didn’t have nerds in there ass has to catch them in there mouth as they squirt or drop out of the ass and the starting person has to lay down and take a load on their back starting the out line of the art and the person with the nerds in there mouth have to make a famous Picasso and if is not approved by there person blowing the load they get beating with the remaining part of the nerd rope.

The Cincinnati Graffiti is better to be viewed then done.

by lcarpetrondukemarriott June 29, 2022

Posh Graffiti

When you do graffiti the fancy way, eg. Using primer and a top coat varnish for tags.

He's a rich toy, so he does Posh Graffiti.

by saserone September 15, 2022