2 definitions by michael mooncricket III

DC coon

An aggressive and dangerous black person in the Washington DC area. They prey on tourists- mugging, stealing, carjacking..assaulting them. They will try and intimidate the victim by being loud and speaking coon talk. They have bad intentions. And there’s very little repercussions due to local political leader’s policies on crime.

While walking to the Jefferson Memorial, a group of DC coons threatened to shoot me if I didn’t give them my wallet.

by michael mooncricket III October 18, 2022

stall graffiti

when you are taking a shit in a public bathroom- and your shit squirts on the wall

janitors hate me because i leave stall graffiti and don't clean up.

by michael mooncricket III July 3, 2021