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Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump
Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”
by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021
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Norwegian Dump Truck

A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.

Not to be confused with the German Forklift.
"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"
by benisaurus_rex November 22, 2020
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Hump, dump and run

When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.
Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
by bunbossNbcups February 25, 2023
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family style dump

a ritual occurring when three or more people squat with their backs facing each other while taking dumps simultaneously.
After dinner, Bob, John, and Sarah went outback and had a good old family style dump.
by y0sh! December 2, 2011
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mexican dump cake

When a toilet is clogged with poop and toilet paper, but people keep using it and adding to the poop clog untill it fills the bowl.
What's wrong, Billy? I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Billy: Well, golly I was, but there's already a big 'ol Mexican dump cake in the toilet.
by EpicP May 17, 2018
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smell my dump

expressing a strong feeling of dislike or literally smelling a pile of dump
Jake was smelling dumps all night or "Hey Jake want to hold Dean's hand?""Smell My Dump!"
by Shane bob January 13, 2009
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old-age dump

a place where old people are dumped by their nice relatives
...particularly now that Granny's gone back to the old-age dump and they can let their true feelings really rip.
by radek October 10, 2006
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