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nasty cold 

When you stick your penis up a girls nose and jizz in it. Then you make her blow it out with a tissue and the cum comes out.
I gave Lauren such a bad nasty cold. She was blowing my cum out of her nose for like two hours!
nasty cold by princenaseeem69 February 1, 2009
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stone cold sucka 

loser; punk. Completely unworthy. Usually described as someone who demonstrates very idiotic things.
Don't call your boyfriend back. That stone cold sucka is cheating on you!
stone cold sucka by JKC July 15, 2005

Girl Cold 

Any temperature under 70 degrees resulting in females requiring the need to wear a sweatshirt; whereas males are still able to function normally in only a shirt and shorts
John:yo man why is jennifer wearing a sweatshirt, isn't it warm out?
Trent:dude haven't you heard? it's girl cold out there
Girl Cold by SnickersDiva December 9, 2011

god of cold pizza 

that annoying guy that leaves the pizza box open and it gets cold.
Billy: Hey Bob! Did you like that party yesterday?
Bob: It was nice, but Joe is a god of cold pizza. don't invite him next time.

Funky Cold Medina 

Funky Cold Medina is generally anything you take to help you let loose.

Medina was a common surname for black families in Spain. The name came to be associated with being truthful, and "Medina" would be spoken to say "that's the truth". Rapper Flavor Flav would use Cold Medina as an affirmation. The Beastie Boys were on the same record label as Flav at the time. They liked the new '80s cocktail, the Fuzzy Navel, but hated the name, so they nicknamed it the Cold Medina because they liked the sound of it. That caught on and Cold Medina became a popular nickname for the drink. Whereas it was popular to order a stronger version of the Fuzzy Navel and refer to it as a Hairy Navel, those who called the drink a Cold Medina called the stronger version a Funky Cold Medina. The names would often also be used to describe any drink you'd buy someone at a bar, hoping it would reduce their inhibitions. After Flavor Flav suggested Tone Loc use it in a song, fellow rapper Young MC wrote it for him, Loc found himself with a hit, and the name became more widely popular. Since then, it has been attributed to several other cocktails and also a marijuana strain.
I set them up on a double date with us. At first, they were pretty quiet and awkward with one another, but a little funky cold medina and they got along great.
Funky Cold Medina by Mascmo September 25, 2020

hot and cold running blowjobs

n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.
The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!